...probably.
But that aside, ten years ago (and why am I even choosing ten? BECAUSE IT'S THE
BEST NUMBER!) did I think I would be who I am now? HECK NO. I thought I would
be a paleontologist. OR a vet. (Both dealing with dead animals. Hmm... not
morbid at all.) (And yes, when I was six, I did think that I'd have a job like
that at 16. Things like university and debt had yet to enter my innocent little
mind... I miss those days.)
My point
here is (yes, I do have a point, surprise surprise) the future is a tricksy
thing. Who knows where we'll be in ten more years? Will the world even exist?
Maybe it truly will end. Maybe it'll get colonised by dinosaurs- we'll have
switched places! There'll be a giant meteor and the remaining humans will all
have to learn to do the velociraptor dance (which can be found here) in order
to survive.
(Side note:
I really want a dinosaur hat right now... SHOPPING TRIP! Because last time I
sewed- my beautiful kitty skirt, here- I nearly bled to death. Not fun. Does
anyone have a dinosaur hat they want to send me? I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. I
should've bought this one in Niagara Falls when I had the chance:
Isn't it
cute? Next time!)
A dinosaur
colonisation would be exciting, but the sad reality is that I'll probably be a
crazy cat lady. Sigh. (Again, aforementioned kitty skirt... I'm prepared. At
least I'll be a cute crazy cat lady.) OMG maybe cats will take over the world!
Even better- they'll love me, and I won't have to worry about being eaten
because I'm vegetarian... mosquitoes avoid me, and thus they would too.
(Logical correlation? OF COURSE!)
...wait a
second. Maybe techno music is what all music in the future will be. MAYBE IT'S
CALLS FROM A FUTURE CIVILISATION! That's why so many people dislike it- their
brains have yet to decipher the complexities.
IT'S SECRET
DINOSAUR LANGUAGE, PEOPLE.
IT ALL
MAKES SENSE NOW.
Oh, and just because I love linkups (and so that more people can see the dinosaur light):
