My conversation with my mother this morning as I make myself a salad:
Mum (watching me): Don't you only work at 12? You're so early!
Me: Well, you know, I like to be prepared...
Mum: The Internet's still down, isn't it?
Me: ...how did you guess?
(In my defense, I WAS waiting to fulfill my daily dose of Blogilates... but still. I admit that this is a little bit pathetic. Does this ever happen to you?)