Last night, I went with a few people from
my school to a dance. Now, as I've mentioned before, my school is SMALL.
Everyone knows each other. We're all basically, if not friends, able to hang
out peaceably without punching each other in the face. (Ok, so there are some
people I would LOVE to do this to... but I am a nice person, so I resist.
However, if she comments on my fashion sense one more time...)
This friendliness also means that our
dances are pretty tame. (Well, only about twenty people come, so what can you
expect?) However, when we walked into this dance, my eyes nearly popped out of
my sockets. EVERYONE was grinding.
I just
don't understand this. It's like, whoa. I don't even
know your name, so why are you attempting to rub your junk in my trunk? GET
AWAY FROM ME, FREAK. I am not that kind of girl.
If this has ever happened to you, this
video might be helpful:
Or you could try my friend's plan, which
was
1.
Smile
innocently.
2.
Dance in
the other direction.
3.
Elbow the
offender in the face.
Has anyone else experienced this? What did
you do? (Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's actually super enjoyable. If so, please
clarify this.)
It always happens to me when i'm out clubbing. all i do is wave randomly in the air and shout "i'm coming, one sec" and thats how i get out of the awkward junk in my trunk situation either that or i just accidently fly kick him in the nuts. :D
ReplyDeleteGood plans! I'll have to remember these xD
DeleteEVERY. SINGLE. DANCE. AT. MY. SCHOOL.
ReplyDeleteThat majorly sucks :( I'm lucky, this is the first time I've had to experience it!
Deletehahaha this cracked me up... and brought be back to my own High School dance experiences.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who had to experience this!
Deleteha, she always cracks me up! love this video!
ReplyDeletexo TJ
me too! She's hilarious! I'm not usually much of a Youtube person, but I could spend hours watching her xD
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