...alternatively,
Pointless Things I Think About When Home Alone And Am Too Lazy To Actually Look
Up.
1. Why is
cottage cheese called cottage cheese? It's not like Play-doh or something, so
you can't make cottages out of it... Was it originally made in cottages?
And, since
it is called that, why is there no packaging that has little pictures of
cottages on it? THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE. Marketing industry, you're really
missing out on something here.
2. Why would
anyone buy this?
I mean really,
you'd sound like a sleigh and possibly poke someone in the eye. (Actually
scratch that, I'm hoping no one's face is quite that close to your chest...)
3. How is it possible
that girls back in the Victorian Era weren't completely overweight? THEY SAT
AND ATE CHOCOLATE. How is this fair? Why was I not born then? I could totally
drink all that tea! YAY TEA!
4. How do you
walk in these things?
Is there
some kind of High Heel School I missed out on? I trip over my own feet without
any shoes on...
5. Why are
bathing suits so expensive? THEY'RE TINY SCRAPS OF FABRIC. And yet they can be
more expensive than a nice sundress. Let's all rebel and just go swimming in
our clothes! (Or underwear, if you're feeling daring. Or, I suppose, nothing at
all... maybe not in broad daylight, though.)
6. (This probably falls under the category of "no one cares but me"...) Why is it that Stars' only Canadian shows are with Metric? I DON'T WANT TO GO SEE METRIC. I just want to see Stars!
7. Why do none of my friends think that Ninja Cupcake would be an amazing name for a band? Come on, you know it's great. We could all wear adorable shirts like this!
Because everyone knows that cupcakes are wonderful, bands are wonderful, and ninjas are the coolest things ever... so why not combine them?
6. (This probably falls under the category of "no one cares but me"...) Why is it that Stars' only Canadian shows are with Metric? I DON'T WANT TO GO SEE METRIC. I just want to see Stars!
7. Why do none of my friends think that Ninja Cupcake would be an amazing name for a band? Come on, you know it's great. We could all wear adorable shirts like this!
Because everyone knows that cupcakes are wonderful, bands are wonderful, and ninjas are the coolest things ever... so why not combine them?
Are there
any burning questions that have been bugging you? Any answers for mine?
hahah you post such awesome stuff :) loollz at if this cheese was made in cottage :D
ReplyDeleteHa, you are hilarious! Shoes like that are crazy! They look really cool but I can't imagine walking in them!
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haha, thanks! agreed, i think i'd break something :P
DeleteI agree! Ninja Cupcake is a great name for a band... also Stars is one of my favourite bands ever and that's so sucky. I had something else, and now it's gone... oh well :)
ReplyDeleteyou like Stars too! yay, i'm not alone! (my friends all refuse to listen to them... so sad)
DeleteNinja cupcake would be a totally great name for a band. I don't know how ANYONE could walk in those shoes and You've really got be thinking about the origins of the term 'cottage cheese'... I'm going to go google it now. Oh and I do not know anyone personally that would wear that.
ReplyDeletethank you! i'll have to show my friends your comment xD haha, agreed... they're dangerous :O & cottage cheese truly is mysterious! oh well, at least it's tasty.
DeleteI love the ninja cupcake idea! that would definitely get everyones attention :D great post xo
ReplyDeletehaha, thanks :D glad someone approves!
Deletei don't think i have the answers to those questions. you're hilarious!
ReplyDeleteawww, too bad :O but thanks!
DeleteHere's one: why do we say Saturday night or Monday night? Shouldn't we say Saturnight or Monnight? Keeping the 'day' part in there seems like an oxymoron. haha
ReplyDeleteoooh, i like that :O definitely something to think about, although i don't have the answer...
DeleteWhoa, those shoes, they're pretty cool, but I'm definitely with you on the "I can barely walk in a straight line barefoot." And Ninja cupcake is a pretty darn cool name for a band!
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haha, thanks! glad to know i'm not the only one with walking difficulties ;)
Deleteoooh, thank you so much! i'll be sure to go look :D :D
Haha well this is bit of a coincidence but this came on my lookbook feed today; http://lookbook.nu/look/3775893-Dark Guess somebody liked that dress. 0.O But I would totally wear those shoes. ;]
ReplyDeletevery weird O.o definitely not my look, for sure! as for the shoes, if you ever wear any like that, i'd love to see :D
DeleteHaha that is a weird coincidence! Now you have said that I really want to bake some ninja cupcakes! Can you get black food colouring?
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i think so- probably from specialty food stores? i must say i've never seen any though :P
DeleteHehe I like these random thoughts! Ninja Cupcake would be a great name for ANYTHING. I almost named my blog Pirate Cupcake, but the URL was taken. LAME!
ReplyDeleteomg that would have been great! too bad someone else already had it :O
Deletehahaha Zia, you are so funny! I have to ask myself the same questions after reading this post. :D
ReplyDeleteaww, thanks :D sorry for planting these burning questions in your head though!
DeleteNinja Cupcakes - coolest name ever! Sweet and dark at the same time!
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