Wednesday, April 25, 2012

my first love letter

You are my life. Without you, there would be no way I could get up in the morning. Everything about you is just so wonderful. You warm me and make my heart beat faster.

Oh, caffeine. I love you so.

Coffee or tea are both equally enchanting. (I do, however, consider energy drinks your ugly cousin.) Your smell, your taste... the way you make me hyper enough to trip over my own feet and accidentally run into doors...

Okay, maybe I love that part a little less.

And the other less good part... when you spill. Because then I can't drink you! And that makes me sad. And it makes the person that I spilt you on even sadder. Although I don't know why, since then they smell good, just like you. Who wouldn't want to smell like coffee for the rest of the day? Like free perfume!

Really, he didn't have to be quite so mean about it. He knows I'm a klutz. (Let's face it, everybody from the postman I ran into with my bike to my grumpy neighbour whose flowerbed I fell into knows.) He should forgive me, and move on. (For some reason, my eyelash batting wasn't as effective... maybe it was because I wasn't wearing blue mascara?) After all, later I fell off a desk (doing an obstacle course, with my eyes closed, under your influence? BAD IDEA) and he laughed uproariously... shouldn't that have been payback enough?  But no. He still refused to help me with physics. 

I fear my heart might break.

Oh, dearest caffeine... I'll have to spend more time with you in order to console myself. (Crazy cat lady? Pfft, no. Try crazy coffee lady. Literally, because I start bouncing off walls...)


  1. I am a caffiene lover and it loves me. Coffee and Mt. Dews are my staple and if I don't have one or the other, then I turn into the hulk. Right now I am drinking sweet tea, so there you have it. I am hyped up like a spider monkey. Thanks for following. I followed back. I can't wait to read all about your journey. Big hugs,


  2. Mmm, Tea. :)
    I drink coffee on the weekends (don't know why, it just happens lol) and I'm also against energy drinks!

  3. Dusty- haha, I completely understand! I don't know how the world would function without caffeine.
    You're welcome, and thank you :)

    Mariana- Tea truly is wonderful :3 Glad to know I'm not the only one who dislikes energy drinks!

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  5. i've been in a relationship with caffeine since i was in junior high. i can't live without coffee. we're in a stable relationship, definitely

  6. Haha, I really just got started this year... but I can't imagine life without it now! Good luck in your relationship ;)


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