Yesterday,
I went on a shopping trip... to Costco! (What an exciting life I lead.) I actually
love shopping there- so many super-sized possibilities. (Except my friend
refused to push me around in the cart. Come on. I was really looking forward to
that part...) Coffee! Vitamins! (Because they're just so thrilling. Who doesn't
love their over-sugary, slightly goodness? Although it could be worse... I could
have to continue taking iron, which is similar to drinking a spoon. Gag.) And
best of all... protein bars. I am now stocked for the rest of the year!
...Hahaha I
wish, watch me eat them all by the end of summer. (Or maybe the end of the
month...) The one problem with buying such big boxes is that I then eat
everything really quickly and turn into a
slug.
Maybe that
should be my latest job possibility? (There must be some poor school somewhere
whose mascot is a slug. After all, ours is an eel...) I took another career
test (I know, I know, why do I keep putting myself through this pain?) and some
of my top results were:
1. Model.
(The aforementioned resemblance to a slug would quickly put an end to that.
Plus, I'm SHORT.)
2.
Professional athlete. (You can tell they've never read this blog- I've already
lamented quite a bit about my lack of coordination. I'd also like to mention
that, the other day, I kneed myself in the face while exercising... again, no.)
3. Infantry
soldier. (This was there last time too! What's up with that? Do they not know
that I scream at earwigs? Whatever it says, I'm pretty sure that "Major Wimp"
is not a good personality trait for soldiers.)
Although
really, all of this is rendered moot because... I HAVE A JOB!!!
(Yes, the
three exclamation marks were totally necessary.) Starting next week, I will be
entering the wondrous world of employment. It's definitely not my dream job (my
top requirement is that I be allowed to wear glamorous clothes, and make enough
money to buy them without starving) but hey, it's experience. Thank you all for
the good wishes!
your blog posts are so funny lol. it makes you look so much weirder i swear. just being in school with you, i thought you were a very strange kid but this makes you even more strange xD congratulations on the job!
ReplyDeletereally? kid? i'm only a year younger than you, buddy :P & hahaha, thanks i guess?
DeleteYay for having a job!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, they put model, professional athlete, and infantry soldier on career aptitude tests? How the heck do they determine that?!
thanks :D
Deletemy thoughts exactly! very weird.
Congrats for a job and you always write amazing :) Happy weekend xx
ReplyDeleteSneak peek into my life
thank you :D happy weekend to you too!
DeleteCongrats on the job! That's always very exciting :) And I'm sure you'll do very well.
ReplyDeletethank you! I hope so, this week will tell ;)
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