Thursday, August 2, 2012

why are stores' lighting so weird?


Yesterday, I went on a shopping trip... to Costco! (What an exciting life I lead.) I actually love shopping there- so many super-sized possibilities. (Except my friend refused to push me around in the cart. Come on. I was really looking forward to that part...) Coffee! Vitamins! (Because they're just so thrilling. Who doesn't love their over-sugary, slightly goodness? Although it could be worse... I could have to continue taking iron, which is similar to drinking a spoon. Gag.) And best of all... protein bars. I am now stocked for the rest of the year!

...Hahaha I wish, watch me eat them all by the end of summer. (Or maybe the end of the month...) The one problem with buying such big boxes is that I then eat everything really quickly and turn into a  slug.

Maybe that should be my latest job possibility? (There must be some poor school somewhere whose mascot is a slug. After all, ours is an eel...) I took another career test (I know, I know, why do I keep putting myself through this pain?) and some of my top results were:
1. Model. (The aforementioned resemblance to a slug would quickly put an end to that. Plus, I'm SHORT.)
2. Professional athlete. (You can tell they've never read this blog- I've already lamented quite a bit about my lack of coordination. I'd also like to mention that, the other day, I kneed myself in the face while exercising... again, no.)
3. Infantry soldier. (This was there last time too! What's up with that? Do they not know that I scream at earwigs? Whatever it says, I'm pretty sure that "Major Wimp" is not a good personality trait for soldiers.)

Although really, all of this is rendered moot because... I HAVE A JOB!!!

(Yes, the three exclamation marks were totally necessary.) Starting next week, I will be entering the wondrous world of employment. It's definitely not my dream job (my top requirement is that I be allowed to wear glamorous clothes, and make enough money to buy them without starving) but hey, it's experience. Thank you all for the good wishes!

8 comments:

  1. your blog posts are so funny lol. it makes you look so much weirder i swear. just being in school with you, i thought you were a very strange kid but this makes you even more strange xD congratulations on the job!

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    1. really? kid? i'm only a year younger than you, buddy :P & hahaha, thanks i guess?

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  2. Yay for having a job!

    Seriously though, they put model, professional athlete, and infantry soldier on career aptitude tests? How the heck do they determine that?!

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  3. Congrats for a job and you always write amazing :) Happy weekend xx

    Sneak peek into my life

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  4. Congrats on the job! That's always very exciting :) And I'm sure you'll do very well.

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    1. thank you! I hope so, this week will tell ;)

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